" "This one time, at band camp..." 3) Don't Just Talk About it… A common thing that people do on their profiles is they simply state their qualities and interests, as opposed to explaining them.
Don't write something like "I'm a funny guy who loves to sing, and I enjoy spending time with my nephew." Instead, DEMONSTRATE that quality by writing your profile in a funny way.
Plentyoffish dating forums are a place to meet singles and get dating advice or share dating experiences etc.
Instead, go with something witty and unique that either creates intrigue or makes someone laugh.
Maybe a movie quote, a pick up line or joke referring to one of your hobbies.
I don't know that I've seen headlines that made me want to pee my pants before - but some of the profiles sure do. I have this thing I do, to news headlines, article headlines, profile headlines, whatever.
If it's seven syllables long, I'll sing it to myself in the tune of "Camptown Races"."I'm looking for Mister Right", doo-dah, doo-dah,"Tired of the games men play", oh-bah-doo-dah-day Try it.
It's fun if you're easily amused, and what's so great about being hard to amuse?