" The doctor says, "I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong! " The next morning he got up early and left for work.
The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages." "Nah," she says, "that's okay. She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie? When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
The following conversation took place between a husband and wife at the dinner table.
He says, "Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom.
A girl brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents.
So, switch off that TV, grab some pizza and let the jokes roll on! As kids learn new words and what they mean, silly kid jokes can become a tool to help them learn further.
Here are some clean, silly and funny jokes for kids.
Horrified by his appearance and lack of manners, her father can barely be civil.